Eat Shit and Die
originally by the Butthole Surfers- written by Gibby Haynes/Paul Leary

every time i see your stupid ugly face
it makes me want to be in another place
did you fall down from somewhere up in outer space
when i see you i want to cry
why don't you just lay down and die

no one ever told you you could hang around
every time i see you it just brings me down
you deserve to be somewhere below the ground
when i see you i take a shit
i want you to eat some of it

every time i see a piece of doggie-doo
i just can't help but think of you
nothing that you ever said is vaguely true
when i see you i want to cry
why don't you just lay down and die

every time i see your stupid ugly face
it makes me want to be in another place
did you fall down from somewhere out in outer space
when i see you i want to cry
why don't you just lay down and die